Rule the Chicagoland Area

has ruled the Chicagoland area since Sunday, September 14, 2008; 17:12:34 (EDT)
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Does anyone remember the original Ruler of the universe? C'mon! I know you remember that! Sittin' away for hours on end [...or once like every month] and seeing how long you can manage to rule the universe. Of course, considering the page has uber amounts of traffic, there's a good chance you won't last more than five minutes. But hey, it's fun! The universe is chaotic. Well, this page is very similar. I decided to do it for a few reasons. First of all, this is my first PHP program. Second of all, I was inspired. And third of all, I was bored ;). So, sit back and attempt the rule the universe Chicagoland Area, of course it's not like your reign will last long. But it's an ego boost; easy come, easy go. Yep. That's the end. Stop reading this. Please? Now? Please? Seriously...

By the way, the average reign of the last 20 rulers is 318 Hours, 3 Minutes, and 40 Seconds.